amoying:

darrynek:

rneerkat:

if somebody invented a shirt with a giant pocket in the front they would be millionaires because who wouldnt want to feel like a kangaroo

science is upon us more than ever

rnemes:

gudnam:

gudnam:

 i hate mac and cheese

i just lost a follower

u deserved it

overwhelmed-with-fandoms:

Highlights of Eurovision

There is Azerbaijan with my new OTP

There is Greece with the free alcohol

You got Iceland with Thor 

Romania with the Dracula and half naked men

And of course Malta with the very happy man

esc

acquiesce-cronabunny:

seedatart:

You don’t have enough badges to hit me!

If only Splash actually worked like this

rachael-likes-pie:

my dad forgot Martin Freeman’s name so he sad Bilbo Watson

cutiebatch:

rockerfox999:

kingcheddarxvii:

I hope Sherlock season 3 episode one begins with Sherlock appearing to John and being like “I’m home, John. I’m alive. Take me into your arms.” and then John’s just like “Sherlock… it’s been too long. I’ve moved on. I’ve found someone else… someone better…” and then Elementary’s Sherlock emerges from the kitchen with two glasses of red wine and begins to laugh hysterically

joNNY OH MY FUCKIN G GOD

dorkly:

Go, Toasteron!

It’s a pretty powerful electric-type (as long as it’s plugged in).

askgeorgebush:

sassyenjolras:

twilightpatriot:

am-night-king:

when someone draws something just for you

This gif does not represent happiness of the fish. Fish do not swim this way for fun. This fish is dying of amonia poisoning. It’s basically suffocating in it’s own waste.

The more you know.

You must be fun at parties.

when someone draws something for me i die of amonia poisoning 

blonde-pearl:

// Leaves this before going to sleep ovo

omarnorthtower:

some-atoms:

kalycle:

hooruss:

some-atoms:

It’s so weird when people are squeamish about seeing brains because that’s their own brain making a decision that it looks disgusting. Brains don’t like how they look.

self conscious brains aww

brains that don’t like what they look like because they’re not supposed to be visible

because if they’re visible something is deeply wrong

you might say it’s braingerous  

a brain made the decision to make that joke

meladoodle:

blood is thicker than water, but do you wanna know what’s even thicker than blood? mozzarella cheese. really makes you think.

allons-yasshole:

deodrant:

i was never good at geography 

not with that latitude

babiesryum:

failureisntfallingdown:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

nicotinerampage:

likeatolarboss:

geekofnature:

lazylinh:

I remember when I came out of the closet and told my parents I was Chinese. They’ve never looked at me the same way ever again,

That awkward moment when you realize that you’re Chinese. 

“Mom, Dad…I’m Chinese”

“I was born chinese”

“no! the bible says adam and eve not Adam and Ling-Ling!”

adam and eve not adam and ling ling omg

Fucking hell.

I ONLY WANT THIS FOR THE COMMENTS

dorkly:

The Sims Career Ladder